Mad Duck, Mongo, and Five Hundred Buck Jerk,
Man of monikers and mascots, Norseman,
Hawkeye, Lion, regular at the Lindell
Which attracted jocks and jerks equally
I can see you trying to fish, Karras,
Refusing wagers on first fish of the day,
The way you told a ref no-go to call
The pre-game toss because you’d promised
Rozelle no gambling as the quid pro quo
To return to footballs underpaid rolls.