[Portage, December 9,
2010]
1.
Old
man up street
(kittles
call ‘im Trut Mout)
say
he yerry dayclean,
like
fairy cymbals,
Cellophane
wind chimes
From
far edges
Where
slygroggers dwell.
2.
Trut
Mout, he got
Skookum
mojotion
Red-shifting
half-bone
Of
Zeroth Quartile,
Congressional
debate
Endless
procrastibation
For
tetrapods,
Exurbianites,
Quackopractitioners
Of
trigger mortis.
3.
(Up
north we heard
911
call from burg
Called
Paris
(rhymes
with hairs, not harry),
Guy
has intruder,
Pops
off four rounds,
Pop-pop-pop-pop,
Lots
of screaming,
Official
tape awaits
NRA
exploitation,
Whydonchu
All
you all
Got
you guns, son?)
4.
In
Oyrish Gaelic
Ain’t
no word for yes or no,
Shakespeare’s
English
Stretched
maybe 60 miles
From
London; elsewhere
They
spoke like, Elsewise,
Not
unlike our pols
Whose
words have purchase
About
same distance from
The
capitol building.
5.
All
this talk makes me tummy
Yearn
for tucker,
I
crave strozapretti
In
caper sauce,
With
sparrow grass
And
unmitigated Barolo
(If'n
ya's ain't got none,
I'd
settle for
This
week's blind tiger
skokiaan)
6.
Tis
nightkill bydayclean
And
snow still floats
Sideways
by yon
Windows,
a preview
Of
(let's W.A.G.)
the
next 117
Days,
c’est vrai!
7.
Growing
up
there
was this
Mister
Eyemachination
we
kids all watched
and
that's the extent
of
the memory.